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Let’s be honest. Everybody knows why you buy these videos. You don’t buy them to educate your kids. You buy them because a) you’re lazy; and b) you’re tired; and c) you know they will hypnotize your kids and turn them into zombies, which means that, for at least a few minutes, those little fuckers will shut the fuck up and stop screaming and running around and ruining the house and basically driving you batshit crazy. And you know what? That’s a valuable service. Whatever people paid for those videos, it was well worth it for a little peace and quiet.

Fake Steve Jobs, on the Baby Einstein refunds